Get Ready To Put On SERIOUS SIZE - Quickly!
With The UK's Number One Mass Building PACKAGE!
You want to get BIG, right?
You want the looks...the stares...the 'Look-at-him' whispers?
Then you made it to the RIGHT PLACE...
Yes, this is the MOTHER LODE, folks!
You see, we've put together not one, not two, but FIVE of our best 'size-creating-t-shirt-busting' products...and piled them all into this one mother lode package. This is IT if you want to get huge, quickly.
We have yet to find anything else online that matches this not only for quality, but also for sheer VALUE.
What do you get? Glad you asked. You see, Hannibal here at PsychoProtein HQ has come up with something VERY special for anyone serious about getting HUGE. First up...
You get our legendary 'Lazy Guy's Mass Gainer'. This 4KG Super-Sized Bag contains a blend of the very best 'mass-building' ingredients we could find. When taken with whole milk, you get a massive 488 calories in EACH serving.
Psycho's Lazy Guy's Muscle Mass Gainer was designed with one simple goal in mind: to give YOU a quality mass gainer and to make it simple, straightforward and effective. No flash ingredients. No herbs from Africa. No filler from China.
Just quality ingredients - from the best suppliers known to man - which ACTUALLY WORK to increase your muscle size, mass and strength - and all at an incredibly affordable price!
We've kept it all super SIMPLE. Just honest-to-goodness 'real man' ingredients which actually WORK like crazy to add serious mass to your frame. I'm talking the kind of mass which makes people notice you're 'training' - notice that you're becoming more and more henched.
So, first up you get a super-sized 4KG bag of this 'Lazy Guys' mass gainer...the 'core foundation' that will help you stack on size by increasing the amount of calories you take on board each day...
We're included a 1KG bag of our Almost Unfair Anabolic Whey Protein (with 80% pure protein).
Yes...this 'Anabolic Whey' of ours is taking the market by storm. Not only does it have a HUGE 80% of pure protein - but we STUFF it full of ADDED Leucine. You may have heard of Leucine...the famed 'anabolic trigger'.
Our Almost Unfair Whey is a blend of the most powerful slow-and-fast acting proteins...and on TOP of this we add EXTRA Leucine - to create that all-important, shirt-busting 'anabolic response'.
The result is one of the World's most powerful proteins for stacking on serious mass.
This Almost Unfair Whey is IDEAL for taking after your workouts and goes well with your mass gainer.
But there's more...
We're also included 500grams of our 100% Creatine Monohydrate powder.
You can add this to your protein shakes, or simply take it 'as is'. FEW - if any - supplements have been as studied and frankly PROVEN to work as Creatine. And we've scoured the globe for the purest, most quality Creatine we could find (we also make sure it's 'micronised'...for the best possible absorption)...and we're including it here today).
Typical results we hear from customers include SERIOUS increases in power, speed and all-around Psycho-ness in the gym. Weights will DIE, quite frankly. Don't be surprised if you end up chewing on dumbells - and asking for more!
There's still MORE...
We've also added 1KG of our Psycho's Pure N' Natural Peanut Butter - and this stuff tastes even better than a virgin and a cold-beer on match day. It's also PACKED with quality fats - 'good fats' - that will help you add mass and size. And did we mention?
It's also protein PACKED with PROTEIN to help with muscular development.
That's what? A HUGE package! Ideal for anyone serious about packing on quality size in the next 30-60 days.
And it's all at a SUPERB price...
Here at PsychoProtein we insist on pricing low, in a truly 'mad' and psycho-like fashion.
So, in line with this thinking and because this is a special 'launch offer' your price is just £64.95 for the ENTIRE PACKAGE!
The 'Normal Price' for these items would total up at
Try to find that from anywhere else on the high street - or anywhere else online for that matter for this kind of quality!
What about flavours? Simply choose what flavours you want using the drop-down boxes above - you can choose one flavour for the 'Lazy Guy's Mass Gainer', and another flavour your Anabolic 81% Whey Protein. Your choice entirely.
We used some of the UK's top flavour technologists to develop our flavours. 'Standard' flavours weren't good enough. You see, we wanted our flavours to be...
So not only are you getting THE BEST NUTRIENTS to 'feed' your goals of more size, but you're also getting great taste that will make you LOOK FORWARD to getting into the best, most eye-popping shape of your life!
How to Dose?:
We recommend 2 servings of the mass gainer per day, and one serving of the Whey Protein per day (ideally after a workout or before bed).
Use the peanut butter to snack on. And use the creatine in-line with our dosage instructions on our Creatine Page.
Hannibal Kruger's (Head Psycho) Recommendation on What DOSAGE To Use:
Our Head Psycho ('Hannibal Kruger') recommends eating as much as is humanly possible if you want to really grow in size.
Consider trying this kind of regime: a large breakfast, followed by our 'mass gainer' as a snack (with milk) in the mid-morning.
Then lunch, followed by another mass gainer (ideally with milk).
Follow this with your training and then a Almost Unfair Anabolic Whey shake immediately after. Then the evening meal. Also consider snacking using our peanut butter.
You should also take our TestAbolic each day in capsule format, along with the Psycho's Creatineadded to your whey shakes.
That should do the trick for those 'Psychos' looking for SERIOUS SIZE!
Complete Ingredient List For These Products:
Psycho's Mass Gainer contains: Finely-Milled Oats, Dextrose, Soy Protein, Whey Protein Concentrate, Xantham Gum, Flavouring (with sucralose)
Almost Unfair Anabolic Whey contains: Whey Protein Concentrate, Soy Protein Isolate, Micellar Casein, Leucine, Flavouring (with sucralose)
Psycho's Creatine contains: 100% Creatine Monohydrate
TestAbolic contains: Maca Extract (4:1), L-Arginine, Tribulus, Shilajit, D-Aspartic Acid, Gelatin capsule
Peanut Butter contains: peanuts and nothing else