Psycho’s Incredible Super-Fast Oats

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Psycho’s Incredible Super-Fast Oats

    They're inexpensive (priced at a psycho-mad kind of price), and they are a staple product for people looking to get into great shape.

    Yes...we are talking about Psycho's Incredible Oats.

    Read on and discover more for yourself!

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They're inexpensive (priced at a psycho-mad kind of price), and they are a staple product for people looking to get into great shape.

Yes...we are talking about Psycho's Incredible Oats.

Read on and discover more for yourself!

Psycho's Incredible Oats - The Best Value, Quick-and-Easy Oats Available Online Right Now!

Let me introduce you to Psycho's Incredible Oats!

Why do we call them 'Incredible Oats'? Well, in truth it's a bit of a JOKE around here...

You see, we know that oats are pretty much oats. They’re all pretty much made in the same places (many in Scotland), and they are a simple food stuff. They taste decent. And they are simple but effective food that makes you feel full, gives you energy and can help you put on some MASS...

And that's about it!

And our own ‘Incredible Oats’... although they’re not really that incredible... are still DAMN GOOD!

They taste good – even great.

BUT - if there IS one thing which is ‘incredible’ about our oats, it’s the PRICE.

How does £2.49 per KG sound?

Yes, you did read that correctly!

Here at PsychoProtein.com we buy in HUGE bulk - and we are known for our 'mad' pricing, in line with our 'Psycho' name!

We run a low-cost operation and don't overcharge like so many other companies who look to extract as much cash out of you as they can with super-high prices.

We like to price 'psycho-low' and make our competitors SQUEAL like pathetic little piglets.

Our Incredible Oats are about the cheapest you’ll find anywhere.

They are made right here in the UK, in the same places as most of the 'big boys' use to source their stock.

They are a quality product.

NOTHING is added to them.

NOTHING is taken away.

And to make sure they taste good and mix quickly and easily, we grind them down so they are very small and fine - making them easy to microwave, cook or add to protein shakes.

(They are ideal to use as a stand-alone meal, they can easily be added to protein shakes, or they are even used by some people to create their own bulking and mass-gainer shakes).

And they are all for a GREAT price.

They are IDEAL for...

- BULKING UP!

- ADDING MUSCLE!

- GIVING YOU ENERGY!

- MIXING WITH YOUR PROTEIN SHAKES!

And lots more besides...

Simply hit the ‘Add To Cart’ button today, and you’re on your way. Just £2.49 per KG. Yes, really. Just choose the amount you'd like from the drop-down box above...and your order will be shipped within 24 hours.

Order today whilst this price lasts.

Hannibal Kruger's (Head Psycho) Recommendation on What DOSAGE To Use:

Our Head Psycho ('Hannibal Kruger') recommends as many servings of oats as you feel like. You can't 'overdose' on oats. Add them to your protein shakes to create your own 'mass gainer'. Or take them in the morning for breakfast. There is NO recommended dose!

Complete Ingredient List For This Product:

This products contains:

100% Ground Oats - with nothing added and nothing taken away.